What's on your mug?

man + boobs = moobs when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest

people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

By ale-ale-jandro

Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.

At the doctors. Doctor: My, what big moobs you have! Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave! Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time. In Jimmy's humble abode. Tony: My, what big moobs you have! Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker. Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time. At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer. Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size! Jimmy: *Fires gun* Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.

By Jimmy 4 life!

A man with boobs, usually fat men have moobs. (.)(.) Pronounced: moo-bz

Wow shadoe has huge moobs.

By Neikiva

adj. man-boobs : big or small boobs on a usually chunky man.

Did you see the moobs on that guy?

By Anissa Pinedo

Excess breast tissue grown in males leading to the appearance of large breasts. Two known causes: fat, and an actual hormone imbalance medically referred to as Gynecomastia. Corrective surgery may be the best and only treatment option for the second.

I had moobs, and it turned out that I had Gynecomastia.

By Bruce Almighty