Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...
Black Friday is just around the corner!
By :D iamyt
A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.
White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!
By DarkDefinor
The Friday that comes once in every girls' life, in which she MUST decide on which seat in her friend's car should she take. Will she be kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat for the rest of her life? On this day, partying, and fun fun fun fun must be had. Some girls are even rumored to have an epiphany--realizing that Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
Rebecca woke up to Black Friday, so she had a bowl of cereal and missed the bus to do some partyin' partyin' (Yeah!).
By Blizzobus
The day after thanksgiving, when stores hold major sales and go out of the red and into the black.
a: whats up with black friday? b: it's when stores can get out of bankruptcy
By kindie
The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.
People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)
By Fat Naruto