Kia
An annoying scene girl who is freakishly tall. Usually stands somewhat like a child who has to pee very badly. Also Kias are very likely to have a septum piercing, which they will play with a lot. Giving the illusion that they always have they’re fingers up they’re nose. Kias may also be very skinny and in need of a sandwich.
"Did you see how that girl was standing?!" "Yeah, she looked like a kia!" "Whoa! Did you see that Kia?!"
By Alice Crowely