Dad
Something I don't have.
My "dad" went to the store 16 years ago and hasn't come back.
By Disappointment to my family
What's on your mug?
Dad
The parent that shits in your bathroom. Also takes a ton of shit. Your dad is super loving actually, except most people find fathers to be inconsiderate fucks. No one cares if your father forced told you to buy your own house. And no one cares that your dad supports the 2nd amendment. Back to the other shitting part, his shits are fucking MASSIVE. I'm talking like holy shit massive, like your toilet cannot be unclogged massive.
Welp. My son is gay, the other is a right wing, and my daughter's a feminist. I'm surprised I haven't killed myself. Am I a good dad? Yeah.
By The Ugly Prince
DAD
They always there for you regardless of life's problems.
Me : life is beating me down. Dad : I know my girly
By ... Zjdbckdnznsjd
Dad
He isn’t here sorry look somewhere different
Yo is my dad here Na sorry
By Young kitkat
Dad
Please come back
My dad left buy some milk
By Al dawg