What's on your mug?

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

By Your Mom's real lover

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

By Batmanofdoom

Something people that are not funny tend to say to try to be funny.

Billy - So what did you do last night? Retard - YOUR MOM!!1 Xd lmao lmfao lol

By Kryptick

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it Friend: your mom Me: ........

By SVSV

Your mom

YO MAMA IS SO FAT,UGLY,AND HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS SHE WAS SHOT AND WAS CLAIMED AS SASQUACH!....your mom sucks....

By Juggaloguy