What's on your mug?

a burn that is really funny

Friend:What did you have for supper yesterday You:Your mom

By Mark Hennessey

Someone i fuck every day...

Guy 1: Where's your mom Guy 2: At my house Guy 1: Alright, DON'T go inside your house. Guy 2: Why? Guy 1: Your mom needs her alone time...with me!

By jkman2012

your mom The insult to end all insults

Person 1: Your ugly Person 2: Well your mom is ugly Person 1: Your a fat farm animal Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal Random guy: OHHHH diss! Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses) Me: Your Mom True Story

By DizzyLizzy

Two words that usually point to a mother- probably of the person that is being talked to. However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.

"I can play an octave higher than you!" "Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!" "...two notes..?" "Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!" *looks confused* onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)

By carroty queen

1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious. 2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner. 3. Tonights agenda. 4. Tomorrows agenda. 5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption. 7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.

I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess! I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!

By Andy dutQWEqt