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Samantha

the most beautiful girl andrei met. they’re just friends, but they should already be together by now. Samantha’s eyelashes glimmer without any shimmer, Samantha’s nose is bigger than a nigger, Samantha’s smile is much brighter than highlighter, Samantha’s chin is abnormally large but quite admire-able, and her ass cheeks (are quite small, tbh) smell like antiques. everyone knows she like him and Mary told her that he has a crush on her. Samantha asked him, yet he said no.

So basically andrei is a bitch pussy and a hoe for not liking Samantha

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