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Something men have all the time women once a month

every man i know has moodswings like they have pms

By lily02

What guys try to use when they think another girl is being bitchy, but ends up sounding like a retarded jerk to other girls.

John: What is she, PMSing?! GOD. Kate: John, what the hell... Jackie: You're so immature.

By Jalopy

The worst time of the month for a man, similar to hell or slow bloody death. During a woman's pms, she becomes a beast, not as bad as the devil but pretty damn close. Not the best time to ask for sex, or do much of anything involving your girlfriend. In other words, leave her the fuck alone! Women are also known to pull out concealed weapons in pms *Pms stands for pre menstrual syndrome or pass me the shotgun Signs of pms are •Bitchyness •uncontrolable anger in a woman •Demented mood swings •threats of murder or suicide •sudden growth of a tail and horns *girls say its a hard time for them, but thats no reason to take out your anger and concealed weapons on us men. We're trying to help (unless we're not)

Girl-i hate you! Boy- what the fuck did i do? Girl- oh my god i fuckin love you!!! Boy- WHAT??? Girl- (pulls out a pistol) Get the fuck out of my fuckin house you fuckin pervert!!! Boy- oh shit, its that time of the month. I hate PMS

By Da fat rat wit da cheese

The thing about pms, is women don't realize they are being bitchy. I don't even know, when I'm acting bitchy when I suffer from PMS. For those who say it's a fact that it doesn't exist, I don't know where you got that information, because it's a lie.

Women think they are being rational, when they are pmsing.

By Zinnia

A psychological condition that occurs a day or two before and/or during menstruation that anyone who's ever lived with a woman for longer than 2 months can confirm is not a myth. This is a serious phenomenon in which a woman will say things that can irreparably damage a relationship, treat their partner with a disrepect he (or she) hasn't earned, and estrange them from anyone who does not suffer from the condition.

It took me a year to figure out that the times my girlfriend was acting like a nut were the few days before she was on her rag. Now, she puts her period on the calendar, and I mark the two days prior as PMS times in which I make sure to hang out with my friends in another town. I don't try to argue with her during this time because I can't deal with the enormous logical fallacies that a woman suffering this condition produces. dude: ite i'm out. cya tomorrow. chick: you're going to fuck another woman aren't you. AREN'T YOU?!? dude: yes, that makes sense. see you tomorrow.

By ianp