What's on your mug?

A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.

"look at that douche, he cheats on her"

By Chris

A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.

James: "I think all men and women are equal" Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!" Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"

By Mel326

the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense

thanks to that douche it stings when i pee

By fucktheheatilovetheconcrete

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective: In the more literal sense of the word: When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits. In the slangier, negative sense: Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!

By pappy

1. Bruno Mars

- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.

By Sam79000