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Short for retard, only not meaning mentally retarded. More in the meaning of idiot, dumb, and stupid.

Ty: Why are squares square? Bob: Gosh, Ty! No need to be a tard!

By hellofatman

A polished turd

That piece of shit sure cleans up well. What a tard.

By kraygal

A shortened version of "retard", as in a mentally handicapped person. May be used in conjuction with other words, such as "Fucktard", or "Tardface", or my own personal favorite, "Tard on Coke".

"God Damnit Billy, quit being such a fucktard!"

By Magic Matt.

a short form of the word "retard." A more polite way to call someone a retard; can be used in a serious context, or in a joking manner.

She is such a tard. Shut up you tard!

By Hermoine Wazlib

A hyphenated suffix for people who add their names, or names of friends, to Urban Dictionary with a definitio, of how cool or awesome, or smart they are just so they can satisfy the low self-esteem they have. By doing so they almost certainly proclaim the oppisite is true.

" meta name for a guy of Thai decent, typically sarcastic, cynical and shallow but for some reason extremely charming. Can be extremely romantic and caring when he wants to be, places a lot of importance on physical appearance of his mate. .... loves to party and people love to party with him." -Meta-tard "Sarah the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her" -sarah-tard

By Wastes my time flaming