1) when someone has sex with a dead person 2) a band that sounds about as good as sex with a dead person
person one: coldplay is my favorite band ever person two: that over rated crap is like four gay guys having a bad acid trip, which would explain why the lead inger named his child apple. can you say "dumbass"?
By nantucket red
The best band ever. Radiohead came first, but Ed O'Brien couldn't tune Jon Buckland's guitar.
Haters can drink their haterade but no one can deny that even if they don't like the music, Coldplay's talent on a scale from 1 to 10, they're about a 57.
By strong badian
doing a woman with no foreplay.
Man: Was it good for you? Woman: That was lousy, a total coldplay.
By r day
The band that Bono wipes his ass with.
"Oh god, I'm OUTTA TOILET PAPER!" "Here, take this Coldplay album cover." "Aw, cheers mate!" (wipe)
By Degree7
:Literally one of the best bands that ever existed Here's some good songs from them to make you happy Something just like this The scientist Viva la vida Clocks Paradise Fix you Higher power Yellow You're welcome :) From nevilleandlunashouldbetogether💙💛❤️
Coldplay: the best band A quote from the best band Me: look at the stars, look how they shine for you ⭐️:)
By nevilleandlunashouldbetogether