Sex
The reason Urban Dicktionary exists, when you think bout it
Sex indirectly made Urban Dicktionary.
By fors8ken
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sex
sodium bicarbonate used in cooking, for cleaning, or in toothpaste.
Can you pass the sex? It’s gonna make my science fair volcano go boom.
By H&R Block
sex
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guy 1: i am mr.sex guy 2:sex guy fieri: guy fieri
By sexualgrenade
sex
when a man's penis goes to vagina land and plays around for as long as he wants. then, the penis throws up cum and leaves. Basically, a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina until he is satisfied. Many times, the man will "cum". Cum is a whitish liquid that flows out of the man's penis when inserted into a vagina. Cum is also what fertilizes the woman's egg, which lives in her vagina. The fertilization of the egg does not always happen, but when the egg is fertilized, it grows for about 38 weeks, then the woman endures agonizing pain pushing the baby out of the vagina and the man sits, or holds the woman's hand, but it depends on whether he is a douche or not.
look up salt-n-pepa's "let's talk about sex" Dude 1: hey, did you have sex with her? Dude 2: yea, she loved it. I got a blowjob, handjob, and fucked that pussy HARD. Dude 1: Anal too? Dude 2: everything. Dude 1: You are a legend Dude 2: Next one up, that 16-year-old over there Dude 1: but you're only 11 Dude 2: i know. But they are fooled by my huge 10-inch-long penis. 2 inches wide. Dude 1: fuck me.
By Blonde Kitty Cutie
sex
THE BEST [THING] IN THE [WORLD]
it was take ur [child] to work day and there was no teacher it was just me and chris [like] i knew it would be i wore my sexiest thong that showed off my ass, my curves, my [vagina], and my boobs that i always caught him staring at i knew he had a gf but did i care no i was the most popular [girl] and he was the most popular boy we were meant to be together-my plan was working prefectly i was pretending i didnt know he was staring at me when in reality i knew he was staring at my goregous ass Chris: hey brittany brittany hey chris chris: continues to stare at sexy ass i beckon to him with my index [finger] and he istantly gets up brittany:meet me in the boys bathroom in five mins i get up and leave the room i shut myself in the last stall of the boys bathroom and wait for him to show up he comes looking rly excited for what was gonna happen next i sit him on the closed toilet, handcuff him to the toilet paper roll and begin to twerk chris: OH [YEAH] THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT i put my finger over his mouth, smile and continue to twerk and [grind] on him soon he says: Chris:lets [fuck] i smile, this was exactly what i wanted we rip off clothes till we are naked he starts to french kiss me and i sart to swirl my tounge around in his mouh and he grabs my boobs and starts to lick at it i grab his [dick] and shove it into my mouth and we continue like this until we are on the floor with his hands up my ass and my hands around his [dick]...by this ime we are both [wet] and gasping....
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