Emo
Emo is a subdivision of [Goth], (which itself is a subdivision of [Punk]) and can usually be seen wearing [tight] clothing, itchy wool scarves (no matter how [hot] it is) black-and-white striped sweaters and hair that covers 3/5 of the face. There are four main categories of emo: Emo Emo These [kids] are the classic [stereotype]. Usually listens to (or writes) crappy [music] and writes even crappier poetry (these songs are usually about getting dumped, death or something else melancholy). Practices self-mutilation (the [cutting] of oneself) and is dismal as hell. The best way to deal with these emos is to either get them professional help or get them some sort of anti-depressant Soap Opera Emo Emos that over react to everything. they don't get happy, they get estatic. they dont get sad, they get suicidal. In [short], these emos are huge drama king, (or as they put it "Extreamly Emotional") and are okay people but can get realy anoying. Happy Emo An Emo who likes to listen to emo [music] and dresses like an emo but doesn’t [cut] himself or cry about everything. They are perfectly happy human beings like you or me but still enjoy MCR, Fallout [boy] and other emo CDs of the sort. Fakemo Even other emos can’t tolerate these fucktards. They do everything an Emo does but have no real problems whatsoever. They simply do all this to A) Be accepted by other emos (why they’d want to, I can’t imagine why) B) To get negative attention or [C]) to scare the crap out of their [parents]. The way to recognize them from real Emo wackjobs is that they usually get in your face more that real emos and try to bring themselves to cutting themselves, but never can. The best way to deal with them is to give them the silent treatment and avoid them to resist the temptation to give them the beatings they so richly deserve. Emo-In-Denial An emo who considers him self a [Goth]. He usually beats on and makes fun of other emos even though there is virtually no difference between them and the other categories.
Emo Emo: My life sucks (sob), I hate you (sob), I hate myself, I hate my [parents] (sob) and I hate everything in this world! AHHHHHH (stabs self to death) Soap Opera Emo: I got tickets to see Green [Day]! this is the best [day] of my life, I couldn't imagine being happier. wait, I have to take my little brother. NOOOOOO!!!! (cries). I think (sob) I'[ll] go (sob) kill myself Happy Emo: I got tickets to see Green [Day], this is gona be awsome! Wait, I have to take my brother? Damn. Fakemo: I'm goint to [cut] myself with this knife realy soon! I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it. Damn, I still cant do it. Okay, on the count of three, i'll drive this god damn Xacto into my wrist. Here it goes, One, two, THREE! Now I'm gona do it! I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna do it... Emo-In-Denial: [God] I hate emos, I hate MCR, fallout [Boy] and all that shit poetry they write. They'll never understand true artists, like green [day] and my awsome poetry about death Emo: uhhhhhh... whats the differnce? EID: Shut the fuck up you emo [fag]
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