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When someone is still a virgin

Mike: is Kayla still a virgin? Corey: yeah she told me and D she was brand new, fresh out the box

By chantise_babii_5♥

Gods Balance Of Happiness to mankind After Justin Beiber got big. in other words..Brand New is Pretty Much the shit

Drunk Dude: So you heard about that queer justin beiber that has pre Menstrual girls lovin his shitty music? Drunk Woman: Have you heard about this band Brand New That is making Everyone that listens to them want to bow to Jesse Lacey? Drunk Dude: Whos Jesse Lacey? Drunk Woman: Gods other Son, and the singer/Guitarist of Brand New Drunk Dude: O word, im gonna grab another beer and totally check that band out

By BrandNew182

A woman who is sexually turned-out by another woman, then leaves her man to be with that woman. Originator: Feloni

Yo chick is brand new if she hangs in titty-bars Yo chick is brand new is she likes menojois toi Yo chick is brand new if she likes to wear yo drawls Yo chick is brand new if she leaves you fo a broad

By Feloni

1. A band that proves that if you take a bunch of shit and throw it together, there are always people to love it. They gained popularity quickly when it became trendy to listen to shitty music that nobody cares about. Considered great songwriters by teenage girls everywhere thanks to pseudo "musicians" prasing them (they suck). 2. The reason for the fall of the Roman Empire 3. Music that traveled though time to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs. 4. A sound so terrible that all of the Justice League, The Avengers, and the Fellowship of the Ring would commit suicide if forced to do battle against it.

Person A: "Who is the shittiest band ever?" Person B: "Well that would have to be Brand New." "Today I discovered the cure for cancer, but I heard a song by Brand New and I realize that the human race is no longer worth it."

By Philip Fenix

a band considered unique by those who don't know shit about music & love their ClearChannel radio stations + MTV.

dood brand knew r0x i saw em live wit otha emo bandz omg

By robot