What's on your mug?

Weak and useless person

He scored a F in P.E so we called him a narp

By ASAPPPPPO

Someone unable to cure their own hiccups.

"Meg is such a NARP. She's had the hiccups since lunch."

By changdadddy

Most common word used by the cartoon character Pinky (Of: Pinky and The Brain.)

Pinky: Narp! What are we going to do tommorrow night Brain? Brain: Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world!

By Breanna Kittson

A note (most commonly on stringed instruments) that is neither natural nor sharp; it is always in between.

Grrr... You're always so narp when you play F#... Tune it up!

By Violin...

Non Athletic Regular Person Someone who is regularly fit, but has the athletic ability of a llama.

Hey, its fucking narp fest over here.

By Suck Me Sideways