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A common misspelling of Jeebus Crust.

Jesus Christ is actually named Jeebus Crust.

By yeltsA kciR

(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself") The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.

Don't you dare Jesus Christ me! Why did you Jesus Christ me? If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.

By SMLB

a fictional character

Jesus Christ is full of shit

By beinggayisachoice

A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.

I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.

By Steriodsmademydicksmall

it's jason bourne

Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne

By IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT