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Brianna

The name that entails a [legacy] of sheer GOATedness. If her name is [Bri], there'[s a] 90% chance she's GOATed.

Brianna Ex. 1: Person: "Damn, it's past closing time and the dishes are STILL dirty, I'll never get home." [Bri]: "Got'em done 5 minutes ago." Person: "Damn, you don't even work here and you saved my night. You're GOATed!" Ex. 2: Person: "Damn, this trauma really has me hating my [life] now. Everything was so good, and now it's all shit." Bri: "Hey random person, come join Cru. We're a Christian/Catholic community that shares our struggles and grows closer to ourselves through growing closer to [God]." Person: "Nah, [God] abandoned me long ago. Why else would he allow my suffering if he existed?" Bri: "Just give it a try, it can't hurt." Person, 6 months later: "Thank you [God] for being a part of my [life] and showing me mercy, love, and kindness when the world showed me pain, hatred, and cruelty. Thank you Bri for changing my [life]. You're GOATed!" Ex. 3: "[Adorable] shy chick who wouldn't stop giving me looks in class. Is a complete sweetheart. And was [fun] to work with. Pretty GOATed." Ex. 4: "Love at first sight, and it's been a while since I've felt this way. And the best thing is that she reciprocates. Her beauty is spectacular with eyes like the clearest morning sky, and hair like the purest ray of golden sunlight. A compassionate [adorable] sweetheart. Wish we shared more shifts together."

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