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A physical engagement between two people which involves kissing touching and connecting body parts together

Chad : Wow Taylor your skin and hair is so soft I can't wait to have Sex with you! Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with! Chad : I brought LUBE! Taylor : Uhhh! Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me! Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex! Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS! Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP! Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall! Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS! Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE? Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink) Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU! Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD! Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!

By SlopNChop

sex

an act of either pleasure or reproduction [Bat] had just come home from the longest meeting in his life. he was so tired that there was only one thing stopping him from falling asleep on the couch, [Maia]. now his wife, she had promised him one night of the year every year, they could have as much sex as he wanted. he decided that tonight would be that night. he walked into their room to find [maia] wide awake. (contd in example)

as soon as their eyes met she knew what he wanted and obliged. he grabed the paddle and dildo. slowly he entrd her, knowing it was her fist time. [maia] knew he was being careful and didnt like it so she said" cmon, u know that i would'[ve] said no if i didnt want it". he shoved his 10 inch cock onto her, [tight], [wet], freshly waxed, and unfucd pussy. she screamed with pleasure and pain. slowly he went harder, deeper and faster. she moaned and squirmed and cried out his name and asked him to [stop] but he didnt. then he stopped for a moment to grab the cuffs, making sure they werent silver, as they were both werewolves. then he cufed her to the bed and she begd him not to, but instead to kiss her. he took the paddle and spanked her saying "did Daddy say you could talk?" then they frenched and he slid the dildo into her without her noticing. then she said "oh please [fuck me] for real. DADDY!! [PLEASE]!" he obliged and fucked her so [hard], she was screaming and moaning and grinding him into her and came every 10 secs. then he stopped and uncuffed her. then the got dressed, kissed for a full half hour and fell asleep. three months later, she had an ultrasound [done] and came home with news of [twins]. they named them Jordan and Valentina. in other words sex makes the world go round

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