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sex. Emma was sitting on the bed, in nothing but a pink lace [bra] and [thong]. she was waiting for her husband, Jake, to get home from [work] so they could have sex. (continues into example)

emma heard the front [door] open and Jake opened the [door] to the bedroom. He looked stressed. emma got up off of the bed and went up to Jake. “oh, Jake [baby], you look stressed. here let me help you out.” She set down his briefcase and removed his clothing. she could see his dick beginning to rise and harden in his pants as he squeezed and massaged emma’s breast. soon he was naked and emma began to softly stroke his [hard], erect dick. he moaned softly as emma brought him over to the bed, and started licking it. then she began to deepthroat it. jakes moans were beginning to get louder and louder. he came in her. she swallowed all of his [hot], sweet [cum]. he came inside her again and then orgasmed. once he caught his breath, they switched and he slowly removed emma’s [bra] and soaking [wet] thong. he softly licked her throbbing [clit], teasing her. “oh jake [baby], come on, more!” he then stuck his tongue farther up into her pink, freshly shaved pussy. “OH [BABY]!” emma screamed as he then stuck three fingers up her hole. “BABY PLEASE FUCK ME!” emma screamed. he obeyed. he stuck his [hard] erect dick into emma’s pussy. she came and orgasmed. he started off slow then gradually began to thrust harder and faster. soon emma was screaming his name, “JAKE OMG JAKE FUCK ME HARDER FUCK ME FASTER OOOO JAKE!!” he cummed inside of her. they 69ed. this continued on for hours until they finally fell asleep. best sex ever.

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Intercourse; a special [relationship] with someone. When a dick goes inside a pussy, when the pussy is [licked], [yummy]!

Dan and I were out on a date. His eyes held mine, and when we laughed, I felt so nice and uplifted. He held my hand and took me back to my house. We sat down together, staring into each others eyes. He put a hand on my [leg] and I shuddered. He laughed. "Are you scared of me?" "A little.." He beckoned for me to come closer to him. He turned me around and gently placed me on his lap. He started bouncing me up and down on his lap until I realized he was [hard]. I knew what he wanted, and I wanted the same. I took his hand and placed it on my pussy, and rubbed it around in just the [right] motion. We began. He pushed me towards the bed and forced himself onto me, both of us madly [horny] and kissing this entire time. He quickly pulled off his pants and stripped me of my clothes. We loved each other. Slowly but surely, I felt his dick throbbing inside me, and I LOVED IT. He moved it inside and out, and soon cummed inside me. "OH [BABY], [BABY].. OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.. I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART.. YOU GOT LOST IN THE GAME.." Alr bye <3 have sex with a Dan. Lyg. Also [stop] being a [perv] and looking up sex to get [horny]. Byeeeee

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[Guy] and girl get together, he puts his dick up her arse or her pussy, known as penis, [bottom] and vagina by polite people. He then puts his in hers, and moves it up and down causing her immense pleasure. However, if he aint wearing a condom that slut might end up pregnant! Can also be done by gays, involving one [guy] putting his dick up the other guys arse.

[George] and Holly were supposed to spend a steamy night having desirable sex in his bath. Then his sister [Liz] came home, and saw it as an opportunity, so called her [friend] Leanne. She turned up with her boyfriend [Jason], who has the biggest dick i have ever seen! They now perform the act of sex in the bath. On top we have Liz, who is fingering Jason up the arse as he moves up and down beneath her. She finds it rather pleasurable sat on his back dipping her feet in the bath [water] below. Underneath Liz there is Jason, who now has his dick inside Leanne, who is crying with [joy] and pain, and in a moment you'll know why. Leanne is in the middle of these five teenagers, and Jason has his dick up her pussy from above. Below her, [George] has his dick up her arse. She is crying but laughing and moaning with the feelings. Leanne is facing upwards and trying to get Liz to take her fingers out Jason's arse. Below Leanne there is [George], enjoying a brief reminder of sharing a bath with Liz as toddlers, whilst shoving his penis in and out of Leanne's arse, and licking her back. And at the bottom of this heap of teens, there is Holly, who has her legs wrapped around [George], but only just has her head high enough to avoid drowning. You might want to try this at home...but not in the bath!

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