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[Well], sex is basically one of the greatest, most wonderful sensations known to human [kind]. It not only makes babies, but it also makes you healthier ! Careful, though, kid. You could [get] STDs. [:

McKenzi & Jacob hadn't been going out for long. One night, after Jacob had invited her to a movie, Jacob told her he had to pick something up from his house before he dropped her off. "You wanna come inside?" he asked her. Of course she didnt refuse; Jacob was the hottest guy at her school & she'd been dying to get a little action. Jacob's thoughts were the same. He walked through the door (his parents were out of town) and went to his bedroom. With McKenzi close on his heels, he stopped & looked her straight in the eye. It became silent, but not in an awkward way. It was more in a "ohh my god, i want to get to know yer body way" Jacob didnt waste a moment. He rushed his urgent lips to hers; their soft lips embraced one another as they tangled their arms in eachother's hair and stumbled to the bed. Jacob was a VERY good kisser, no doubt. McKenzi was caught the moment, wanting more of him every second. Before she knew it, his hands were under her shirt, massaging her [boobs] gently, over the bra, yet she could tell he wanted the real thing. She helped him out there. Lifting her shirt over her [head], Jacob watched in awe as her 34C bra came undone. The continued kissing, Jacob was squeezing her tits and tracing his tongue over her lips, her jaw, her neck, collarbone... he finally got to her nipples and she gasped. She ripped off his shirt & their bare skin was rubbing & before they knew it, their pants were off. Jacob & McKenzi didnt rush to their genitals at first. They wanted to prolong the moment. But before they could stop it, Jacobs long, [thick] [boner] rubbed against her shaved, pink [pussy]. They didnt stop for oral. (blowjob or eating out) Jacob just wanted to get his erected dick into her wet vag. With McKenzi on the bottom, awaiting Jacob's powerful thrusts, their eyes met & they knew this was going to be the most amazing night of their lives. When Jacob's hard dick penetrated into her [pussy], McKenzi just about exploded. It felt so good. She wanted more... she needed it. Jacob was soo good. He started out slowly, but began thrusting quicker, harder, deeper as McKenzi's moans became louder. "Jacob... ohhh Jake. Mmmm, please, oh GOD. youre amazing, oh godd ahhh..." He brought one hand down from her huge [boobs] & played with her clit. McKenzi was gasping for air. "OHH JAKE, mmm. [YES]! eh! ohh mm." Soon she was fuckin screaming his name. "JAKE OHH [BABY] [YES]. MMM. UHH, JAKE!" Her orgasms drove him insane. He cummed inside her; shelay gasping & moaning as his dick expanded even more into her [pussy]. They stopped for a moment, appreciating how wonderful it was. Then McKenzi got on top. Jacob wasnt prepared for the full effect of her humping him. She was amazing too, finding everry curve or him & engulfing his dick with her [pussy]. He was muttering her name in rhythm. "mckenzi, [baby], ohh. mm, yesyesyesyes !" They rode eachother almost all night long, enjoying every second of it. There wasnt a single part of their skin that hadnt been touched by eachother. It was the best night of their lives. The next day, they woke up together after sleeping in the [spoon] position. McKenzi could hardly speak from screaming & moaning so much the night before. She could hardly walk, too, but the sex was completely worth it. :D ^Holy fuck man. Im soo [wet] right now, its driving me mad. Anyone wanna fuckk ? ;]

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sex is when a two people insert themselves into each other like USBs As we walk down the quiet streets in our neighbourhood, Jacob distracts me, nibbling my ear, kissing my [neck], pulling me close to him, all that cutesy stuff. And I hate to admit it, but I like it. As we near the front doorsteps of my house, Jacob stops me, and pulls me to face him. His dark eyes look [deep] into my light ones, pools of [brown] staring into lakes of green. He looks down his perfect [nose], adjusting his face so it’s looking directly at mine. He [literally] can’t get any closer. He picks up my hands, and holds them steady. From under his jacket sleeve, he produces a [silver] chain with an oval-shaped locket hooked on it. He nods at it. “Open it.” I open the locket. Inside is a black and white polaroid of me, smiling, ice-cream smeared all over my face. That picture was from before we started [dating], taken almost three years ago. Before everything with Emilia. I can see the faint etching of [pen] ink on the image, so I turn the polaroid over. On the back of my picture, there’s one word, written in Jacob’s scrawly handwriting: Prom? I look back up at him, and I cannot contain my excitement. I throw my arms around his [neck], and place my lips on his. “Jakey, of course! A million times [yes]!” His face lights up, and he takes me by my other hand and pulls me into my house.

He drags me up the stairs and into my room. He sits on the [bed] and I sit on [top] of him. He kisses my neck, lips making a trail from my temple down to my collarbone. I throw my [head] back and [moan], lips parted. The danger of sex with Jacob excites me, and he knows it. I rub my hips on his, and run my hands up and down his body, under his shirt, taking in the way every muscle on his body feels, kissing his face, tracing his jaw with my tongue. We lock eyes, his hand down my tracksuits, mine unzipping his jeans. I slip off my tank [top], and he takes off his shirt. His body is even more toned than before, and I can't help running my hands over his bare chest, kissing his biceps, licking his pecs. He takes his hand out from my pants and unhooks my bra, letting it fall free onto the ground, my breasts there for him to play with. He kisses them, sucking on my nipple piercings, biting them, licking them. He takes my pants off, and I take off his. He’s not wearing boxers. His [boner] is huge, his 9 inch hard as hell, so I slip off my lace panties. My pussy [wet], his dick [hard], [nothing] mattering. So we do it. He slowly pushes his dick into my [pussy], rubbing my tits, me kissing his neck. I rub my clitoris, and he hits my [g]-spot and I moan louder than I ever have before. We both [hit] our orgasm at the same time, and slowly we turn it down a little, until we’re both curled up naked in my [bed] together. Moaning softly, fingering each other, sneaking kisses, until we slowly fall asleep.

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