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A disease that hits millions of Americans the day after Thanksgiving. It causes people to fight over objects and to trample innocent bystanders.

I've got a bad case of Black Friday this year.

By innocent_american

The friday your check doesnt come

My weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday!Damn!

By Joshua Conley

The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.

Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.

By CandyGirl03

The rare occasion that Martin Luther King Day lands on a Friday.

Dude, it's black friday, duh

By Lolcatslolcatslolcats

in the US; the day after thanksgiving in which crazy bitches get up at the ASS CRACK OF DAWN to go out and get like five dollars off one single item.

Woman to friend: Are you going out shopping tomorrow on black friday? Friend: HELL NO! I ain't waking up at four am in the fucking morning to get five god damn dollars off an PS3!

By crazyyyyyy439