What's on your mug?

Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.

Robert, what a cute guy!

By Fatima Garcia

absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants

robert dam i would fuck him

By bobby5t1

A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock

Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister " Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"

By Pedohunter420

A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Who it that robert over there

By Thrgycy

A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.

Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.

By The Gosh Dang Bruin