Dad
The champion of hide-and-seek..... His car is playing too!!!! . You'll understand it in a minute
Where are you? I'm gonna find you dad
By TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG
What's on your mug?
Dad
The man who copulated with your mother to produce you. He is often the least appreciated parent (though not always), and most likely the one who puts food on the table (again, not always).
Dad: I'm HOME! *Is tired after working for assholes for 8 hours* You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*
By Missus Cupcake
Dad
The guy who is always handy and will protect you no matter what. He is kind and caring, but tough enough to kill anyone who is messing with his daughter! And the guy who shall intimidate my first boyfriend....
"I will hunt you down if you hurt my daughter." -My Dad in the future.
By Unicorn01
Dad
A person who banged your mama
My dad went to buy milk but never came back.
By macaronsuga
Dad
A person who leaves to "get milk" and never returns.
Person 1: "She was being totally clingy, so I just pulled a Dad and got outta there." Person 2: "Wow, harsh."
By ghosttwat666