(noun): One who states the obvious as if he/she did not know this before; One who is trying to keep a secret and gives too many hints as to what it is; (antonym: see obviousman
"Eew, that guy is picking his nose!" "Well, thaaaaank you, captain obvious!" | "We are standing in 3 ft. of blood." "Captain obvious strikes again"
By Rellek Aryc, LOAHS (Lord Of All He Surveys)
1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..." Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..." Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
By lars23x
A very lazy super hero that never is out there saving people.
Jake:I fail at life. Ian: ZOMG, what are you doing HERE Captain Obvious, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!!!!!
By D. Emson
julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.
(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?" julianne: "what? like, the black people?!" (NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
By qrimminton qrimmeilidon
when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said
(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)... Person A: FML....every tire is flat Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!! Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
By NYGaluv4eva