What's on your mug?

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.

Example 1 6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night 6th grade boy 2: who? 6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH Random kid passing by: wtf?! Example 2 Random person: hey wanna hang tonight Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing… Random person: busy doing what? Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!! Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!

By Littlegaykid

Someone whose fiddle I diddled last night

I fiddled and diddled your mom last night

By Lil mommy

Your mom is a fucking dick

Dude, your mom!

By RAIL ME HARDER

cheese is made from milk. it's good. just like your mom-

a kid named Liam: cheese is good. me: just like your mom! him:..... but why though? me: idk, because your mom is good? him: *huge sigh*

By thatonepersonwholikesyourmom:)

Your mom is your mom

Guy One: Hey dude Guy Two: What Guy One: YOUR MOM Both Guys: BAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

By YOURYOURYOURYOURMUMM