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You know that thing stuck between your teeth that works at McDonalds? yeah? Okay well his cousin has this dog and he feeds it breakfast everyday, but the dog called him a bitch ass nigga and moved out so he failed his math class and fucked a duck. Now he spends most of his time working part time as my couch, and low-key my butt hurts.
guy1: "yo are you some laundry detergent?" random guy:"what? No... are you okay. I think you need help" guy2: "yo heard you needed laundry detergent"(rips off his pants and hands it to guy1)"here" guy1:"thanks"(walk away whilst licking the pants) random guy:".....wtf..... oh sex"
By seriouslythoyopussyscrumptious