What's on your mug?

Your Freaking Mother

Q: Who is that you messing with A: Your Mom

By Qveen_Kayla.29

who I fucked last night

Kid: "I did your mom!" Me: "Oh cool you also do that"

By dickweed69420

Is who I do every single day. An inspirational word, when said it can make anyone within 69 miles get a life. My friend said it, and now I live with your mom. Btw, She's kinda hot.

"Yeah, I'm having a party tonight-" "will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.." "DUDE WTF"

By Defining random shit.

Insert yo mama joke her,what it couldnt fit cause your mom so fat.

"your mom fat ha" 4th grader

By GAY ALEX IS GAY

"Your Mom" Is a type of cow that tends to be much heavier than most cows, often exceeding the weight limit on public roads

Is that a cow? No, that's your mom

By Chicken nuggie 4