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A girl with dirty blond hair, and brown eyes. She likes animals, mainly parrots, and she is normally the third wheel. She has a dark sense of humor and is obsessed with her diet. Samantha is a friend you will always come back to, even after a huge fight. Samantha can be kinda dramatic, but for the most part she’s pretty closed off from the world. Samantha’s are born in March, or April. Samantha has some friends who can be bitches, but she always forgives them.

Hey Samantha, nice shirt.

By Captain.....Underpants

Samantha wow you know a Sammy congrats man. She is the most amazing creature on the planet I wouldn’t describe her as human cause she is better than a human. She loves musicals (especially waitress) she also loves singing and has a beautiful voice for it. She loves dancing and is incredibly good at it. She is very spontaneous and loves the water. She has long brown hair and brown eyes she is very tall and only wears flannels. If you try to make her wear a dress she will grab a piece of her rusty truck and hit you with it. She is also the other half of a dark & salty relationship. She is also a an oldieMcvoldie. She is a hufflepuff and heather McNamara. And if you hurt her I will find you and hit you with my pointe shoe. She is one of the absolute BEST people you’ll ever meet. She loves card games and knows a heck of a lot of them. She is an amazing baker and even better friend. Protect this beautiful human at all costs because I promise you want her around. She is so funny and makes me cry laugh every time I’m with her.

Wow it’s a Samantha

By Elliotter

The most caring and loving person in the world. They are down to earth and will always be there for you when you aren’t feeling the greatest! If you have a Samantha, keep her or else ur life wouldn’t be the same without her in it

Samantha, thank you for being an amazing friend!

By Alfonso the Shit

Samantha might be rude sometimes, but she’s fun to be around. She might get mad at some things, but she can also make you quite happy. Don’t share too much secrets with her; she won’t keep all of them.

Person 1: Samantha is sometimes rude. Person 2: Samantha is also sometimes really kind and fun, though.m

By 123Birdie456

Samantha is pretty much a snowflake. She is extremely sensitive and cries about anything mean you say about her. She lives under a rock, knowing nothing that is relevant in the world, and believes anything you tell her.

Me: "Hey Samantha!" Samantha: *cries*

By fortnitesuckshairyballs69420