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"Attention students: According to a national survey, Sex is considered to be physical activity. The Sex varsity team will be taking tryouts tomorrow from 3:30 pm to 12:00 am. That is all."
By tellziitlikeitizz
well remember when you saw your mom and dad wrestling on their honeymoon... well yeah thats it
scared child 1:SEX!They told me they were wrestling... *sob* scared child 2:Its okay man, it's all over now
By Colinator
n. A moderately pleasurable activity that human beings, especially males, go to extremely ridiculous lengths to achieve for any period of time.
I don't think all the drama was worth a couple hours of halfway decent sex per week.
By NWAfuhshuh
This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on. Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level. Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love." Man: "Let's make fucky"
By Nick
what every 13-18 boy wants.
David-why cant i have sex with her again? Kris-because your 13....and shes 23.
By indie!@#^^