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When [your girlfriend] comes over and [tongues] [your pussy].

[christine]:hey sharon Sharon:Hiya. How have you been? [christine]:at the moment I'm [horny]. sharon:*looks around* Oh really? [christine]:yeah. and I've been a bad girl and my pussy needs to be punished. Sharon walked over and wrapped her arms around [christine]. she unsnapped the button on her jeans and christine blushed. "I think I can be of service." sharon replied. Christine's jeans fell to the floor, and sharon started to help christine undress. she pushed christine and she fell on the couch. She bent her head over christine's crotch and started to eat her out. christine moaned at the top of her lungs. "I'm hungry too, you know." christine said. sharon stood, and stripped down. she lied on the couch and spread her legs. christine fingered her pussy for a while, then kiss sharon [square] on the mouth. she bent her head and kissed her collarbone, she kissed the base of her breast and tongued her nipple, she kissed her belly, and her naval. She reached her pussy and slid her tongue in and out. sharon moaned with pleasure. christine lifted her head and let some spit spill into her pussy. she went back to tonguing her pussy. they had sex until they passed out.

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when a girl and a [guy] go at it with a [penius] and a vagina. [usually].

me and my boyfriend were talking [dirty] on the fone. so we decided he would come to my house to swim and do that stuff. so he comes to my house and we imidiatly start kissing. so he takes off my [top] and bottoms and sucks on my nipples. i let out a little groan. so i go underwater and take his shorts off. and i say get on the ladder. he does so his dick is rock [hard] now and he is up in the [air]. so i blow him with a intensity and he is groanin and then cums in my mouth. i swallow all of it and kiss his penis and blow on it. he shudders and says please what can i do for you. all i say is get inside me big [boy]. so he is rubbin around my [clit] and puts it inside me. hes @ it and kissing me and hes squeezing my boobs and then i [orgasm] and he does as well so then i say come upstairs with me. so we get out of the pool and collect our suits and put towels on and go up to the house. so i grab his hand and [pull] him into my bathroom. i take him in the shower and drop my towel. he is just starring @ me in awe of my body. so i take his towel off him and turn the [water] on [hot]. he says for me to lay down and spread my legs. i do and he gets down and eats me out. then i get out wash his [cum] off me. and we go to my bed room. i lay down soaking [wet] and say fuck me. he does this for 3 hours. then he had to get dressed and go home. he cumed for me 5 times and i orgasmed 6 times. it was the best sex ever!

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