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Aaron

The inventor of many things such as the frequency powered car. When everyone was using their cell phones to shrink body parts with bad apps he yelled out "why dont they use this to power a motor" A loyal and devoted friend with a big penis. None of the other definitions said he was a family man. He is very family. He is an animal lover. He works hard and plays harder. He doesn't use drugs or abuse alcohol. He is very attractive with his manly arms. also he likes to swim and play sports. he is extremely intelligent. He is somewhat political and loves music. anybody that hurts him quickly realizes they are making a mistake because of hurting such a christian. he loves to ride motorcycles and drive. he is also an artist. he is not a cunt or having a bad background. he has tons of talents and many hobbies. he is great with kids and is the perfect husband.

guy 1: "Is that Aaron?" girl 1: " damn hook me up!" guy 1: "I'll introduce you"

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Aaron

Aaron is an alcoholic cheeky bastard who loves to get into fights which he never blames himself for. Aaron is a hard working guy who loves money and prefers money and alcohol over romantic connections. You don't see an Aaron holp up a relationship for long and is usually the type of guy for one night stands, some people actually think he's gay because you never see him with a girl. He loves eating meat and likes to go to music festivals. He is cocky and charming and is only nice to you when he is drunk.

Oh there goes Aaron again, fighting over nothing!

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