What's on your mug?

the person i fucked last night

bro your mom

By watermelonman37

The one you never had.

"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING" "I'm going to get some milk" -Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ) Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad thinking she gone and got some milk.

By Bruh urban is your ded nan

A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.

Chad: Bro guess what? Rodney: What? Chad: I kissed a girl last night! Rodney: Liar! Who was it!? Chad: Your mom!

By xx_epicgamerpromaster69_xx

Ultimate come back

“You look ugly” “Your mom!” “I’m offended”

By Jugsofketchup

1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's. 2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".

(Zeke)- I hope we don't go against some sweats. (Mathew)- ...Your Mom

By Soupy Man 69