What's on your mug?

picks her bum and eats it

ewwww why are you samantha

By OMJGIRJ

Anyone born with the name Samantha usually has long dark brown hair and blue/ green eyes. She’s tall with a beautiful body and NOT flat even if people say she is. Samantha’s have a great personality filled with humor, sarcasm, and care. Anyone with a friend named Samantha should try to stay friends forever! She’s drop dead gorgeous on the outside and inside. Even if she doesn’t think so her friends always tell her how hot she is. HOTTIE WITH A BODY

Guy: Damn did you see Samantha today? Guy: ya, she’s so hot and her body is hot AND she has a great personality why can’t she be mine Girl: I hate her so much because of how perfect she is Friend: let’s sorwsd rumors about that perfect Samantha then everyone will hate her!

By Holdup7

Samantha's are boss ass bitches! Though they have a sweet emotional side, they are also some of the best people on the planet. Samantha's don't wait for their moment to come, they always take the bull by the horns and step into any situation with a positive attitude! Cherish the Samantha's in your life! I know I cherish the Samantha in mine.

Damn she a smart ass mothafucka! Must be a Samantha!

By That's Just Dumb

A Samantha is the best person on the planet. She is gorgeous and really beautiful. Anyone to have Samantha in their life is lucky and should definitely keep her. She doesn’t want to make other people sad if they’re in a fight, she generally just wants it to be over and have a friend back. Don’t get on her bad side, she is lethal to her enemies.

Anna: Ugh I hate Samantha (Samantha over hears) Samantha: Oh really? You do? Well let me tell you something; I don’t give a damn about what you think of me, I don’t know why you hate me and personally I really do not care. So leave me alone and get on with your sad life. Anna: ...yes okay! 😦

By Awesomeness 😎

Known to have a very large pussy and men love to lick their way through it. Known for their sexual postitions and having sex at a very young age.

She is such a samantha!

By Kevin king