phuck
The politically correct way to use the word "fuck" in an email. Using phuck or phucker or motherphucker does cause throw a red flag in corporate emails.
BBN - "Phuck my motherphucking boss, if I want to heat up chittlings at lunch, I'll heat the phuckers" Snoflake - "But they smell like phucking crap"
By Big Black & Nasty