Erik
Big Heart, Big SHLONG
Wow, Erik treats me like a princess
By Carson W.
Big Heart, Big SHLONG
Wow, Erik treats me like a princess
By Carson W.
One who secretly loves watching chick flicks. His favorite time of the year is Valentine's Day where he can literally have a tough time deciding what movie to see. Will have a large selection of manly movies in his archives to hide the fact that he would rather get a parafin wax than play football or go to the bar with his friends. Open up a movie. I'll bet Nottinghill falls out. Beware of the man trampstamp, he's either got one or planning for it.
Dan: Hey Rick, lets go to the gym, then to the bar and pull chicks. Rick: Sounds good, I could use a good pump. Should we ask you know who to join us? Dan: Are you kidding me, his night is already spoken for. He's hitting the salon, then a few chick flicks with his lady. Man, it's not even February. Rick: He is such an Erik.
By BigNeeko
a sexist fucking pig who just plays fortnite and says that women should grind more and complain less
"Erik gets no hoes" "RIGHT"
By kisses4.helena
The heterosexual spelling of the name Eric. An extremely good looking, tall, Scandinavian man. Often has amazing athletic abilities desired by all others around him. Capable of getting any girl he wants, he is not like most other guys, he is very caring, understanding, and sweet to those he likes, but is the worst person to have as an enemy. Often coming off as shy upon first meeting him, he opens up and is one of the funniest people you know. He is perfect boyfriend material.
Girl 1 - "OMG! Look at that HOTTIE! What's his name?!" Girl 2 - "I think its Erik" Girl 1 - "That explains it! I want him soooooo bad"
By iliketoeatpoop
A Hott, Strong, Sensative man. Who all the girls fall for.
Girl 1- Wow have you seen Erik he is completely Hott. Girl 2- I Know I'd like me a peice of him.
By JessAnn92