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When us ladies put our mouth's on a guys dick and suck repeatedly until they reach [orgasm]. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while lovingly massage his balls and always deep throat it. Alternate your [speed] when sucking a cock, showing your [guy] that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't [stop] what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.

My husband [Tom] and I were on vacation in the Bahamas. We were [swimming] in the deep [water] when I decided I'd give him a nice blowjob to show him some gratitude and appreciation for all he does for me (he is a professional football [player] who makes nearly twelve million dollars a year, which allows me to live lavishly in our multi million dollar condo in the city). I swam underneath him and positioned myself between his strong, muscular legs. I [slide] down his trunks and push his hard penis inside of my mouth. I swirl my tongue around his head and he gently pushes my face deeper into his crotch. Suddenly out of nowhere I am bombarded with a sweet substance. I can't tell whether it is urine or semen so I lick it up with pleasure... This was a great experience for both [Tom] and I. My wife Grace and I were in the Bahamas and we were swimming in the deep waters when out of nowhere my wife decides to go down on [pee]. 'Shit!' I think to myself because just as she does this, I get this immense urge to [pee]. She swirls her tongue around my penis ever so gently and I'm tempted to push her away, but I can't, so I push her in. She causes me to explode and just when I think she will be [mad] that I have jizzed all over her, she happily brushes it away with her [smooth] tongue. I love my wife very much.

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