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The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered - blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner. - the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom. - an erect penis measuring over seven inches. - the ability to have multiple orgasms, - a distinctive refusal to bottom, - a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed, - a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.

Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.

By Khannea

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.

I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men. My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.

By Callbee

A Real Man is a male that accepts that he is a man and will not dress up as other genders. To be a Real Man, the Man, will be normal and not be transgender or homophobic. Being a real man also requires other things such as not hurting women, not being disrespectful to Jesus even if your not a Christian, and having manners. There’s many more that requires being a Real Man. But I’m not going to list all of them because The Real Men should know.

“The real man holds the door for a woman, but slams the door in the queers face”

By Bootydrugs

Real man is a fictional character made by a fellow named "protractor" , its appearence is like the body from AMONG US but instead of a glass seal , a face , and its color is pink

"look at the real man!" "he's so real"

A real man is a mature guy. A real man is hard working can provide for his family and is willing to provide for others. He protects his family and friends at all costs. He is a very dominant figure. He is a good role model for his kids,showing his boys how to be real men. This term is commonly associated with a country man rather than a city guy due to a real man being more rugged and a “get your hands dirty” type person. A real man is a true gentleman who understands the importance of putting others first and opening doors for others.

Girl: wow, you truly are a real man. Most guys wouldn't do that. Real Man: you’re more than welcome ma'am

By fishandguns2