dad
how could i know what a dad is? i eat my cereal with water.
a guy: i love my dad. me: i love my water
By mayahawkesgf:)
What's on your mug?
Dad
where are you?
It's been 10 years. The gas station is only a mile away. Please come back dad
By One Big Mistake
dad
The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?
Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.
By you want to know who wrote this that badly?
Dad
Someone who always tells you to ask your mom
Me: Hey dad, can Jimmy come over today? Dad: I don’t know, ask your mother
By AsianKyrie
dad
1. The guy who never came back from the store 2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues
1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back." 2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
By That one depressed emo kid in