Captain Obvious
A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.
You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain. Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?" You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
By Ms. Jenkins
A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.
You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain. Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?" You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
By Ms. Jenkins
i AM Captain Obvious!
*points to himself*
By Keile
A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.
"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS" "Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"
By VisOne
See Legolas for further definition.
"......a diversion!"
By Draith
When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend
ME: He has black hair and is wearing black MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy ME: *Slaps Mella*
By kimmy booth