What's on your mug?

Fat fuck with a really big ass

Robert, Your ass is huge

By Sub2Wobby

Robert may also be known as Bob, or Bobbo. Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY. Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time. Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.

That guy had to bail out his cousin on the weekend. His name must be Robert.

By Ekeim

A rare specimen of pokemon so rare that you cannot even find him in the games even WITH a gameshark! You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow... Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy. Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...

Example 1: During class Simon: Hello Robert Robert: Shut it, I'm busy! Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question Robert: ...what is it? Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it! Teacher: ROBERT! Example 2: Who's that pokemon? It's Robert! Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!! Quotations: "Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert

By Robert "Admiral Fleet" Gracie

Verb; An occurance, action or statement agreed by a majority to be so unhumourous with or without effort, that the occurance, action or statement is actually very hilarious. Noun; A disguesting, annoying, unwashed teenage boy.

"Fuck, that joke Robert made was so pathetic that I actually laughed." "Robert shit his pants in class? That's so funny!" Robert: "I ate 2 roasted chickens today." Robert: "Your alarm clock reminds me of the ambulance sirens in Sweden." Robert: "I have body odor because Swedish people have big sweat glands!"

By Lisa Power

Robert is a person who will probably dream about having sex with u all night and picture u naked in his math classes which is y he fails with it he has the strangest hobbies and u would be unlucky to have a Robert say next to u as he may start picturing things, although him thinking he’s rlly cool when he laughs everyone thinks a cat is dying and whenever he walks past girls they run away so he went bi and moved schools

Girl 1- oh hell yh girl Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱 Robert- hey Everyone runs away) Robert- laughs) Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya Girl 2- no that’s just robert

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