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A Robert is a really amazing guy that sometimes may confuse you but just take a minute to figure out how he really feels about you. He is gorgeous and hilarious and has the most mesmerizing blue-green eyes you have ever seen. He knows how to talk and will charm you into liking him. He may come off a little fast, but he is really a good religious guy. He is very talented and athletic. May be a little cocky at moments, but can be a total sweet heart. Robert is a very rare person and if you meet one never let him go. And warning, he is a hugger:)

Girl: I have never felt this way about anyone before! Friend: Oh he must be a Robert... Girl: <3

By man-golovesyou:)

robert is a fucking faggot that is uncircumcised lil dick muncher that has no girlfriend

robert is gay

By srdc,jhgfasdgfgefsxcvfcfvsdzxc

Such a sly dog. A guy who pulls moves on girls when least expected.

He friended her on facebook, whatta Robert.

By Chipper Sheen

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Robert is a gay faggot.

By godisded

A homeless looking male generally due to his pre-pubescent gullet of nappy hair. Roberts tend to have had surgery on their penis's and so they hide their shlongs. Sighting a penis of a robert is like seeing a rare unicorn. Roberts synical about love as well, years later most people find out this is because the robert they knew was an extreme homosexual, although some Roberts due remain straight. Roberts also love to hunt and feel empowered by killing small animals. Beware that whenever you party with a Robert they will always get obnoxiously drunk and if at a club they will most certainly try to fingerbang a girl on the dance floor.

I just stripped that robert down but that quick little leprechaun always gets away before i can see his pot of gold.

By University of Iowa Professor