What's on your mug?

(n)Time of the year where girls go chaotic (v) Get pissed off

1.) Sally can't swim due to her PMS 2.) OMG ur PMSing Sally

By PW

The pain a woman suffers for not becoming pregnant when she should have

She. Gaud, I’m suffering again from PMS. He. Ah, serves you right for not getting pregnant, not enough sex a fortnight ago.

By dave aaroon

P.M.S. is an acronym of 'Pussywhipped Mens Society' The acronym is used when a friend wants to tell you shrewdly that you have lost your manhood, and are now the bitch in the relationship. This is usually said after you have either had to do a long list of things for your girlfriend, or have bought them an unnessecarily expensive gift. It is usually very difficult to distinguish from the the classic term 'pms' but when it is noticed, it has the premium effect

Jim: Jenns been bitching at me for months, and now she says i have to go to cooking classes or 'no sex until further notice' Steve: dude, dont come complaining to me, its PMS. You let it control you Jim: Screw you

By Tondinator

Pure Musical Sacrilege

generic concert goer: I hate this band. generic concert goer 2: It's PMS!

By woop woop woop fish sisshiss

to a man: "Pack My Shit"

My woman's PMSing- It's time to Pack My Shit.

By syg