booty
Something a lot of [women] [Think] they have, But [really], they don't.
jessica (is twerking) jacob: [wow] thats hot [john](his smart friend): Dude she has like 0% ass, No booty at all. jacob: what [john](his smart friend): dude look closely if you grabbed that thing it'd just be skin & bones jessica: am i hot jacob ~~~ jacob: . . . janice (enters the room) [john](his smart friend): Now that fair maiden's got a real booty janice (as she walks, her ass, as well as breasts, gently & subtly bounce up & down as she walks) jacob: shit dude you're right [john](his smart friend): Yeah I'm like a sex guru even though I'm a virgin jessica (still twerking her flat, non-existent ass... *trying to twerk) jessica: JACOB AM I HOT OMFG LISTEN 2 ME jacob (approaches janice) jacob: Hey Janice, You look lovely today. janice: [Wow], thanks, I'm so glad a [man] actually respects me unlike those other assholes who just say bullshit like "hey fine thang" & "[ur] so sexy" jacob (blesses [john](his smart friend) for giving him advice on making friends & girlfriends with women) jessica (trips & begins crying like a little bitch) jacob (begins to ponder if [john](his smart friend) is gay)
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