What's on your mug?

a man with a small penis who is so oly

hey thaT GUY IS SO OILY YEgh he is a robert

A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.

Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework. Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.

By TheOneAndOnlyRobot

Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy

guy 1: Who that new kid guy 2: he look like a bum guy 1: must be a robert

By TUM0RT1CKL3R

A very loud and often balding man. With a schlong like a raisin. Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does. Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers

Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell

By ChrisA789

Quiet kid. Also known as the new guy.

Teenager1: "Hey did you see the cute new kid." Teen2:"Yeah. He's called Robert"

By #youwish