Where is your brain? Oh, that's right... it doesn't exist! I cannot believe you are retarded enough to look up "sex" on Urban Dictionary. You can try to get it, but you will never have it, for your micropenis can and will scare all women in a 70-mile radius. Fuck off and watch Pornhub instead. Your school blocked it? Too bad.
Pornhub will be the closest you'll ever get to scoring with a woman. You will never have sex. You will forever remain a virgin. End of story.
By Yopmail User
Finn texted “Hey what’s up?”. Laura replied “I’m naked in bed”. He told her that he was all alone and his parents were gone. Lana replied “😉” .Lana put on a thong and no bra. She came to Finns window and called for him. He immediately was turned on when he saw Laura’s tight clothes. He got up and walked over to her saying no words, he simply wrapped his arms around her hips and proceeded to lightly kiss her lips. Laura kissed Finn back, wrapping her arms around his body. They moved toward his bed and continued making out. Finns hands crept up Laura’s shirt and massaged her boobs.Finn slowly took off Laura’s shirt and started kissing her body. She began sliding off his boxers to reveal his boner. Finn moved back up to Laura’s face and they began to French. She started running her hand up and down his cock. Finn gently pushed Laura back and got on top of her. He pulled off her skirt and thong.Finn slid back up and began making out with Laura again. He started teasing her and running his dick on her vagina. Finn went inside of Laura thrusting slowly but soon went faster and faster. He was pounding her insides so hard and going so deep. They both orgasmed at the same time. Finn pulled out and cummed all up her stomach. Laura got on top and began humping Finn as well as she could. They both screamed with pleasure “OOOHHH YESSSSSS” “MMMMMM” “AHHH”. Both Finn and Laura loved it so much that they went on all night. In the morning, they were both very sore, but didn’t regret it
Jake: Wanna have sex? Rebecca: Hell yeah
By Frenchpussy
To inject your penis in a girl's wet [pussy]... you keep going until one of you [cums] then u go [harder] and deeper.
You bump into the hottest [guy] at school and he winks at you. suddenly your urge to fuck him waits no longer and you give him a note... He did as he was told and met u at ur house considering no [one] was home for the next 3 days. Both of u wanted it. He looked at you and wasted no time. He dropped his clothes and he helped you take off yours. He finally puts his body against yours (you can feel his 9 inch dick against your [clit]) then he smashes his lips to yours and you kiss ferociously. you finally decide to give him what he came for and you grab his dick... he moans with pleasure... then you get on your knees and you suck, he says "Ohhhhh [baby] I'm cuming, suck harder.... i want everything tonight." You do what he says and you suck harder then ever until you taste his [cum] in your mouth and you swallow it all... you give him a smirk. He pulls you up and gives you deviled smile and says "my turn." Then he pushes you against the [wall] and he licks you starting from inside your mouth and he stops at the [clit] he looks up at u and smirks then he eats you out... u moan but it only turns him on more... You can feel his tounge exploring your wet [pussy]... he begins to bite at the [clit] then he pushes you on the [bed]. he looks at u for reassurence then u nod in a sexy way... he starts at the vagina and moves up till his mouth is at yours and his dick is caressing ur vagina. Then he pushes himself inside you until both of u [cum]. You turn him over and got on [top] of him. you fuck him [hard]!
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sex is like the man behind the slaughter memes, we dont get it
hey, i dont get sex and never will. haha.. virgin gang lol... laughter slowly turns into cries
By cesky
[something] [fun] and sexy ;) penis into vagina or vagina to vagina or dick to ass =) known also as love making and [humping].
It was a cold winter night when [Tom] had his girlfriend Shelia over. Things were getting steamy. Shelia was still a virgin and tonight was the night she told [Tom]. [Tom] put his hands down her pants and got her all warmed up. She took off her [top] exposing her large breasts. "Let's go." she said as she pushed her body on [top] of his. Unbuttoning his pants. She unzipped his jeans and pulled them down toward his knees. he shook them off and she rubbed her body on his for a moment before taking her bra off right in his face. [Tom] was [hard] already. "Whenever your ready." [Tom] said smiling. He couldn't wait to get inside her. She traced his chest with his finger until she reached his dick. she brought her mouth down to his nine inch cock and gave him a long tasteful blow [job] by lapping his cock and licking up the sides. he moaned then came into her mouth and she swallowed it all. he thought it was so sexy. [Tom] took off Shelia's thong and procceded to eat her out. She exploded and moaned. "Let's just fuck." she said as she jumped ontop of [Tom]. She rode his huge cock like a professional. Grinding her hips into his crotch. She moaned and humped into him more. he resisited cumming into her. she had an orgasm and they switched positions. he took her from behind this time doggy style. She moaned and took it in the back of her hot wet [pussy]. popping her cherry was amazing she was so tight [Tom] thought. "Harder!!" Shelia squealed. [Tom] pumped his hard cock into her she had a second orgasm. he soon came into her [pussy] and they laid next to eachother that night remembering the wonderful sex. they had hot sex the next morning.
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