maroon 5
Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!? Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree. Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here! Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy! "Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful! Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!
By Highly Evolved