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Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.

Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."

By NeverFearTheTurkIsHere

When events spiral out of control; when two or more events occur at the same time.

My car was totaled, my husband was arrested, and I can't bail him out. Man, what a clusterfuck!

By TGob

Marine slang -- A clusterfuck was any group of Marines big enough to draw enemy fire, or several Marines close enough together to be wounded by the same incoming round. More generically, a clusterfuck was something that was all screwed up. Whenever three or more CAP Marines gathered in the open, talking or working on something, somebody was sure to call out "clusterfuck!" and one or more guys would walk away.

4 Marines were killed in a giant clusterfuck.

By RobOfDayton

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

By Anonymous

To have everything wrong happen at the exact same time.

Dammit, I got clusterfucked today.

By MoonKnight