What's on your mug?

1. The number one cause of death in the US. 2. The reason why most people hate America.

2. America? Fuck no, they have Black Friday!

By Ihopethisnameisnttaken

The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.

Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam" Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night" Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"

By BHartron

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..." Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.

" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"

By Swoleness

The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.

I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.

By Gaaraofthedamned

The day after Thanksgiving in the U.S. It's traditionally the busiest shopping day of the year (and sometimes considered to be the beginning of the Christmas season). A.K.A.: Green Friday

"I'm holding out on buying my Christmas gifts this year until black friday rolls around, so I can get the best deals."

By Jem Graves