that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone. common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday person: thanks for that captain obvious captain obvious: thats ok person: you dense mother fucker
By cottnsoft
Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.
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By NinjaCookies33
Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.
Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round. Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
By KewlDood123
A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious. "Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
By ThatPyro
One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.
CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums: fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
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