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emo

a kid who dresses a certain way (tighter clothing) and is usually happy and fun to be around. this is the real emo. the fake emo is the one who is the child of loaded parents and then cuts the hell out of themselves thinkin their life is so bad while listening to the pink spiders on their 30 gig Ipod and looking at the credit card their daddy just bought them.

FAKE: Im so emo. Let me grab my razor and my credit card and ill go buy myself an ipod. REAL: *turns on the radio* hey its MCR!! *turns to friend and says* hey lets dance and have some fun, eh? *they proceed to dance and have ALOT of fun*

By teddy bear of doom

Emo

There are two kinds of emo: 1 - Fake emos - "Fake emos" think they have to wear tight clothes and have black hair to be emo. 2 - Real emos - "Real emos" have real problems and dont always look how fake emos look. Real emos dont try with all their might to get attention for their problems but, pretend to be happy with the occasional cry for help.

Fake: O.M.G. My life SUCKS.(Lieing) Real: Aw, cheer up emo kid.:)(Dying inside) Fake: My life is a black abyss.(Drama queen) Real: Its a twisted world, my friend.(Still dying inside) :) Fake: No one understands.(Overreacting) Real: Hmm .. Well thats nice. :) (Pretty much rotting inside) (Real drops something) Real: *Sigh* My life sucks sometimes. :( Fake: God, Life doesnt revolve around you! Other people have problems too!

By .Life.Is.Twisted.

Emo

Any one of any age. Does not neccesarily mean depressed (like Goths). Don't want to kill themselves. DO have dark hair (not greasy) and are often pale, from not going outside much. They like bands like Green Day, [Good Charlotte] and White Stripes (I would know). Only a very small percentage of emos kill themselves. Emo is also a genre of [music], like Good Charlotte sings. Some people think Emos are hated by everyone. I get bullied at school for being [one].

Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Hey, she's an Emo! Horrible Teenage Girl 2: Omigod! I hate Emos! Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Me too! Let's [bully] her! Horrible Teenage [Girls] 1+2: Yo ugly! Whys your hair so Greasy? You an emo? So when you gonna kill yourself? Here's a knife. Why don't you kill yourself? Would you rather kill youself with knives or hang yourself? When you do kill yourself, don't expect anyone to come to your funeral. We all hate you. Let's see your wrists, see if you [cut] them. (grab hold of wrists) Emo Girl: No, leave me alone! Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Why?? You HIDING somethin? Emo Girl: No! Just leave me alone! Horrible Teenage Girl 1: I think your hiding something. I think you DO [cut] your wrists. Horrible Teenage [Girls] 1+2: *LAUGH!!!! HAHAHA!* Emo Girl: *runs away. bumps into emo [guy]. they go back to the [girls]* Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Ooh, look! The Emo has a [friend]! And it's Daniel! (emo guys name). Watch out Daniel! You might get FLEAS off The Emo! Emo [Guy]: Shut up and leave her alone! I'm emo too, but you don't bully me. We're the same. Say those things to me. If you dare. Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Oh, yeah? We're not scared of YOU! (Emo [Guy]'s group of large emo / goth 4th year friends come up. Girls look scared.) Emo [Guy]: You scared now?! THE END of story/ This is a true story. About me.

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