Emo
Any one of any age. Does not neccesarily mean depressed (like Goths). Don't want to kill themselves. DO have dark hair (not greasy) and are often pale, from not going outside much. They like bands like Green Day, [Good Charlotte] and White Stripes (I would know). Only a very small percentage of emos kill themselves. Emo is also a genre of [music], like Good Charlotte sings. Some people think Emos are hated by everyone. I get bullied at school for being [one].
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Hey, she's an Emo!
Horrible Teenage Girl 2: Omigod! I hate Emos!
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Me too! Let's [bully] her!
Horrible Teenage [Girls] 1+2: Yo ugly! Whys your hair so Greasy? You an emo? So when you gonna kill yourself? Here's a knife. Why don't you kill yourself? Would you rather kill youself with knives or hang yourself? When you do kill yourself, don't expect anyone to come to your funeral. We all hate you. Let's see your wrists, see if you [cut] them. (grab hold of wrists)
Emo Girl: No, leave me alone!
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Why?? You HIDING somethin?
Emo Girl: No! Just leave me alone!
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: I think your hiding something. I think you DO [cut] your wrists.
Horrible Teenage [Girls] 1+2: *LAUGH!!!! HAHAHA!*
Emo Girl: *runs away. bumps into emo [guy]. they go back to the [girls]*
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Ooh, look! The Emo has a [friend]! And it's Daniel! (emo guys name). Watch out Daniel! You might get FLEAS off The Emo!
Emo [Guy]: Shut up and leave her alone! I'm emo too, but you don't bully me. We're the same. Say those things to me. If you dare.
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Oh, yeah? We're not scared of YOU!
(Emo [Guy]'s group of large emo / goth 4th year friends come up. Girls look scared.)
Emo [Guy]: You scared now?!
THE END of story/
This is a true story. About me.
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